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“I’m relaxing with a little piece of stale bread,” says she.
[Copped on the fly (and from the hip) using this time-tested photojournalistic technique.]
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Her first experience of a pun in print.
She’s noodling around, typing letters, pretend words, and such like. Feeling the extendo power of pressing a key and seeing a huge version of the letter pop into existence in front of her. (Arial Black, size 72 font, on a Word doc in landscape, [...]
At right: Fig. A. The Triangle of Safety at work.
All’s I’m sayin’ is, it’s not like the moment she started peeing directly into the toilet — rather than into the bazillionth, or the bazillion-and-oneth diaper that I fastened onto her — everything was suddenly all peaches and cream. In my haste to schedule a [...]
Her first dentist visit (as told in pictures)
7 Comments Published January 11th, 2008 in Mostly a picture, Re: the lil' monkey.We took the lil’ monkey for her first dental visit this week. I know, I know. We could have taken her earlier — should have taken her earlier. The American Dental Association recommends they come in as soon as the first teeth appear, and no later than the first year.
Yep. [...]
Portrait of an obsession
12 Comments Published January 9th, 2008 in Mostly a picture, Re: the lil' monkey.She’ll be off book for the entire Amahl part in another day or two. All the other parts, she still has some holes. I do think she’ll be ready to work as a prompter for the show for the upcoming season, should anyone produce it locally. ‘Course there are those pesky child [...]
This afternoon, while listening to Gian Carlo Menotti’s Amahl and the Night Visitors for the seven hundred and twenty-eighth time since Christmas, the lil’ monkey drew a picture. I am noting the obvious when I say that she, like her mother, and her mother’s entire family, is an Amahl and the Night Visitors [...]
Merry Christmas, Baba!
7 Comments Published December 21st, 2007 in Mostly a picture, Re: the lil' monkey.Glo-oooooo-oooooo-oooooo-ria, Hosanna in excelsis!
[Yep, that's what you think it is. (For further elucidation, pls. refer to "Euphemisms for urinate" on this dandy page.) She did it of her own volition, positively flying to the bathroom with the banner headline trailing out of her mouth "I have to pee I have to pee I [...]
It is time now to speak of the COW which our girlie had a week or two back. It was a full-blown, veins popping out of her neck, two-tone heterodyne scream-filled, wee fists wailing on inanimate objects, spittle coming out with bursts of speech, fifteen-minute-long COW. A COW of such [...]
Lesbian Dad is written by a parent who answers to the name "Baba" and works toward a world in which amor does indeed vincit omnia. 
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