And I count myself blessed that my daughter asked me to get a myspace and a buzznet (which I like better than myspace) so that I could know her friends and her friends could know me.

And I asked my daughter to get a facebook for the same reason. Although facebook is a younger generation thing, a bunch of us oldies are using it to keep up with friends and play a mean game of online scrabble.

How many children do the Ethridges have? (Don’t tell anyone: I am sure to flunk every lesbo pop culture quiz. I’m catching up a lot, reading Dorothy Snarker.)

LESBO Loving Every Second of the Baba-ly Ordeal. Reference to the many rather arduous parenting tasks that evoke secret delight.
ACE As many Children as the Etheridges. Could see this as ACE-ace! And also a descriptor for all things large.

I also love predictive text substitutions. When you’re using predictive text and a different word comes up from the same keys of your word. From the context of the message the meaning is usually obvious. Wifey often stops the anarchic banter to clarify points of order.