Tee hee
Published February 4th, 2008 in Mostly a picture, Re: the lil' monkey.Her first experience of a pun in print.
She’s noodling around, typing letters, pretend words, and such like. Feeling the extendo power of pressing a key and seeing a huge version of the letter pop into existence in front of her. (Arial Black, size 72 font, on a Word doc in landscape, set to tabloid extra size, and stretched to fill the screen.)
Then she types the letter “P” twice. Reads it out loud. Realizes that it sounds the same as — yep! — pee pee!
Keeps her tickled for a good two to three solid minutes.
“Pee pee, Baba! Pee pee!”
Soon as the Writer’s Guild strike is over I’m sending her to New York to write for Comedy Central.



Lesbian Dad is written by a parent who answers to the name "Baba" and works toward a world in which amor does indeed vincit omnia. 


My son, 6, would still laugh at that. Unfortunately.