Comments on: Second List of Ten: First words http://www.lesbiandad.net/2006/12/second-list-of-ten/ notes from the crossroads of mother and father Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:27:27 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: LesbianDad http://www.lesbiandad.net/2006/12/second-list-of-ten/comment-page-1/#comment-34334 LesbianDad Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:42:48 +0000 http://lesbiandad.net/2006/12/12/second-list-of-ten/#comment-34334 This is a much later addition, in light of Alice_H's note. The knock knock jokes haven't arrived yet, but the "Why did the [fill in the blank] cross the road?" jokes have. (I write this when the lil' monkey's a month shy of 3 years old.) Oh, and there's a featured subject matter you'll recognize right away as the star of the toddler's imagination. Lil' Monkey: Mama! Why did the poopy diaper cross the road? Mama, with a sigh: I don't know, sweetie. Why <i>did</i> the poopy diaper cross the road? LM: To get to the other poopy diaper! Gales of laughter ensue. This is a much later addition, in light of Alice_H’s note. The knock knock jokes haven’t arrived yet, but the “Why did the [fill in the blank] cross the road?” jokes have. (I write this when the lil’ monkey’s a month shy of 3 years old.) Oh, and there’s a featured subject matter you’ll recognize right away as the star of the toddler’s imagination.

Lil’ Monkey: Mama! Why did the poopy diaper cross the road?

Mama, with a sigh: I don’t know, sweetie. Why did the poopy diaper cross the road?

LM: To get to the other poopy diaper!

Gales of laughter ensue.

]]> By: Alice_H http://www.lesbiandad.net/2006/12/second-list-of-ten/comment-page-1/#comment-311 Alice_H Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:37:41 +0000 http://lesbiandad.net/2006/12/12/second-list-of-ten/#comment-311 Heaven help you when the knock knock jokes start. My son's go something like this: R: Knock Knock! Me: Who's there? R: ummm...belly button! Me: Belly button who? R: Belly button poonky owie! Heaven help you when the knock knock jokes start. My son’s go something like this:

R: Knock Knock!
Me: Who’s there?
R: ummm…belly button!
Me: Belly button who?
R: Belly button poonky owie!

]]> By: librarygrrrl http://www.lesbiandad.net/2006/12/second-list-of-ten/comment-page-1/#comment-294 librarygrrrl Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:10:04 +0000 http://lesbiandad.net/2006/12/12/second-list-of-ten/#comment-294 My brother's ONLY word for a long time was eyeball. I'm so happy to know that your little one has the same taste in words (even with cousin-coaching). My brother’s ONLY word for a long time was eyeball. I’m so happy to know that your little one has the same taste in words (even with cousin-coaching).

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